Jane Austen(1775-1817)
That terrible beast Jane
and her family of priests who performed no duties
and evangelists of the empire in naval uniforms,
cricketeers and spinsters galore,
their faces venom in old drawings, paintings and photographs,
those drones who knew their place
and the place of everyone 'below' them
and the place of everyone 'above' them.
They would have made marvelous servants
instead of petty masters,
and Jane a perfect maid
and then,
instead of just being an old maid
writing novel after novel about charming suitors,
some lord of manor
could have begetted an illegitimate child or twelve for her
like the lords of manors did back then.
Oh well, the upper middle-class gentry
hanging by its finger-tips from the entrance to the upper-class
had its chronicler in her,
that awful miss Jane.
30.05.2016